How to Make the Perfect Valentine’s Day Dinner
If your partner asks “this is your idea of a romantic dinner?,” you can just say, “Clearly, you don’t know anything about Valentine’s Day.”
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What the Hell do Chestnuts Have to do with Christmas?
Where did this connection come from? And where did it go?
The Good, The Bad, and the What-the-Fuck of Foodie Gift Idea Lists- 2021 Edition
Won’t somebody do something to sort out just how useful these gift guides are? (It’s me. I’m doing that.)
I Critique a Bunch of Cooking Products Meant for Children
Just how good of an idea is it to give kids these kinds of things?
What are Mooncakes and Why am I Seeing Them Everywhere?
Why is this ancient tradition starting to become a massive sensation among non-Asian foodies?
Should Corporations Be Allowed to Partake in April Fool’s Day?
Like… please just try to remember the spirit of the holiday (or whatever you want to call it) next time.
The Good, The Bad, and the What-the-Fuck of Foodie Gift Idea Lists
Who’s to say if any of these gift ideas are any good or not? Me. Me’s to say.
Which Bread Makes the Most Cursed Stuffing?
So whether you don’t have time to make another trip to the store, the store is all sold out of the usual stuffing bases, or you’re an unhinged food writer who’s all out of topical, holiday-themed ideas, these are the stuffings that will have people saying “oh… that’s… creative?”
2020 is the Year of the Desserkey
So where do we go from here? Pound cake stuffing? Streusel topping on green bean casserole? Perhaps some sort of condiment, made out of mashed up berries?