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Category: Mascots

Is Dr. Pepper Cashing-In on a TikTok Trend?

On February 21, 2022
  • Take a Fuckin Sip, Babes

We are all, after all, little lads who love berries and cream

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KFC Wants You To Be Horny For Colonel Sanders

On December 14, 2020
  • Mascots

I somehow went the whole article without saying “Finger-Lickin-Good.”

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The Burger King and Ronald McDonald’s Passionate Kiss Will Heal America

On September 14, 2020
  • Gay Rights!

The message of “Love Conquers All” is one that we need right now.

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I Asked A Bunch of Furries How They Felt About the New Toucan Sam

On May 18, 2020
  • Mascots

Everyone (who responded)’s gut reaction was the same as mine: It’s Not Good.

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Mr. Peanut is Fucking Dead

On January 27, 2020
  • Twitter

Planters has murdered Mr. Peanut in cold blood.

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