Postmates Slays with New “Bottom Diet” Menu
Yass, I guess.
There’s almost something beautiful about the way the whole Internet can come together like that. But what even is the big deal, anyway?
We are all, after all, little lads who love berries and cream
Would Salt Bae say Yay or Nay? (sorry)
“I wanna be a cowboy, baby!-” But you aren’t.
Like… please just try to remember the spirit of the holiday (or whatever you want to call it) next time.
I’ve spent enough time on the Internet to think that I can tell a shitposter from a genuinely weird person. But recently, an account has been plaguing my timeline that has been blurring that line: @thatwineguy68
Why don’t we have better can openers by now?
With food arguments, the stakes are much lower, providing a much healthier way for people to exercise their need to be right.
How, in the nation that conquered ⅓ of the world in search of spices, could the food end up being so bland?