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Stop Complaining About the Wall of Text Before Recipes

On March 14, 2022
  • Twitter

There’s almost something beautiful about the way the whole Internet can come together like that.  But what even is the big deal, anyway?

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Mocktail Monday #5: The Hot Dog Water

On January 31, 2022
  • Mocktail Mondays

Hot. Dog. Water.

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3 Fun, New Ways to Eat Human Flesh

On November 29, 2021
  • Ugh

lol what a bunch of freaks

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Breakfast Pasta Should Be A Thing

On October 11, 2021
  • Ugh

Enjoy perusing the menu at my new, obnoxiously trendy brunch restaurant, BRNCH. 

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Mystery Pop-Tarts are the Most Confusing Item in the History of Mystery Flavors

On July 26, 2021
  • Reviews

why

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Why is Caviar Even That Big of a Deal?

On June 28, 2021
  • Ugh

It’s a trend that should have died with the Romanovs

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I Tried (And Maybe Perfected?) Food52’s Roasted Spaghetti

On June 14, 2021
  • Home Cooking

We here at Food Bytes Back are dedicated to saying, “hey, but what if it was more fucked up, but in the most logical way possible?”

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The Beans Dad Incident Raises Several Questions, Mostly About Can Openers

On January 4, 2021
  • Twitter

Why don’t we have better can openers by now?

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Which Bread Makes the Most Cursed Stuffing?

On November 23, 2020
  • Holidays

So whether you don’t have time to make another trip to the store, the store is all sold out of the usual stuffing bases, or you’re an unhinged food writer who’s all out of topical, holiday-themed ideas, these are the stuffings that will have people saying “oh… that’s… creative?”

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2020 is the Year of the Desserkey

On November 16, 2020
  • Holidays

So where do we go from here? Pound cake stuffing? Streusel topping on green bean casserole? Perhaps some sort of condiment, made out of mashed up berries?

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